Letter to a Stranger 9th Edition

29 Apr

Dear Man Who Obviously Slept Through Traffic Sign Day in Driver’s Ed,

Let’s review.

Giant orange sign with the words “RIGHT LANE CLOSED AHEAD” in all caps and reflective white paint means merge to the left.

Giant orange sign with large arrow pointing toward oncoming traffic means merge to the left.

Even bigger sign with blinking white lights that move thus giving you a visual of which direction you are ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO MERGE means merge left.

So when you wait to merge until right before the lane ends when you’ve had a good mile and a half of signs telling you the lane is closed, I will not be nice and let you in.

You’re just annoying,

Faryle

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