Letter to a Stranger 10th Edition

29 May

Dear American Apparel,

I understand that you strive to be different and/or sometimes a little strange, but why the heck are you selling these again? And what causes them to sell for 6 bucks a piece? You stitching them with pure gold?

The scrunchie was not cute in the early 90s when it was so popular you couldn’t go ten feet without seeing a neon pink covered elastic band cutting off the circulation in an innocent girl’s hand. I mean, this was the same era that brought us over sized shirts and plastic heart rings to tie the excess fabric into a knot but still, not cute.

For the sake of mankind, please just burn all of the scrunchies you have in your warehouse.

As always,

Faryle

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3 Responses to “Letter to a Stranger 10th Edition”

  1. nina1186 May 29, 2009 at 2:32 pm #

    Couldn’t have said it better myself. Amen, my sister. A-fucking-men!

  2. jess June 1, 2009 at 12:40 pm #

    oh scrunchies… i twitched as i typed that. no joke.

    please AA, please listen

  3. Megan June 3, 2009 at 11:26 am #

    I don’t want to live in a world filled with dirty, ugly Scrunchies ever again. It was bad enough when I was 10! Why introduce this pain and suffering to a new legion of young women who may not know any better?!

    I have plenty of photographic evidence to show the unsuspecting, that’s for sure!

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