Letter to a Stranger 18th Edition

14 Feb

Dear Future Boyfriend,

I need to put something out in the open so there will be no confusion at any point in our yet-to-even-happen relationship.

If you gift me a stuffed animal of any sort on Valentine’s Day, I will most likely laugh in your face and seriously consider our relationship status.

There’s not a “It’s Complicated Because He’s a Terrible Gift Giver” option on Facebook, so we’d probably just have to end it,


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