30X30: Number 4

19 Apr

Let me just start this with I haven’t auditioned for anything since high school which, let me do the math, was seven years ago.

Holy cow, seven years.

Last week I decided to audition for Chicago at the local community theatre. It was interesting to say the least.

Singing went well.

Reading through a scene went pretty good.

Dancing…

Well, that went about as good as one might expect it to go when you’re given five minutes to learn a combination of turns, jumps, kicks and intricate foot work danced at speeds best suited for a cheetah.

I just stood in the middle of the stage and shimmied my boobs and added a pelvic thrust for good measure.

Needless to say, I did not get a part.

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