Letter to a Stranger 23rd Edition

16 May

Dear Shady Econovan Driver,

I had this crazy idea to sign up for a 5K this summer which would be fine and dandy if I hadn’t signed up with a team of actual runners. So here I am, six weeks out, getting up at 5 a.m., struggling to make it through Week 1 of my 5K training program.

Related side note: I’ve been struggling through Week 1 for two and a half weeks now. Embarrassing, I know.

So this morning, when you passed me on the road in your giant, white, no back window Econovan not once, but twice, at snail’s pace, I was about 97% sure you had plans to kidnap me. And to be honest, I do look like a wounded gazelle when I run. Read: easy target.

But then again, it was 5:30 in the morning and I was rocking the bed head and no make-up look hard.

I understand why you decided against it,



One Response to “Letter to a Stranger 23rd Edition”

  1. Jenarific June 26, 2012 at 2:33 pm #

    He passes me by *every* time. Sometimes, I even put on the make-up for him and still… nothing. :/

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