Dear Shady Econovan Driver,
I had this crazy idea to sign up for a 5K this summer which would be fine and dandy if I hadn’t signed up with a team of actual runners. So here I am, six weeks out, getting up at 5 a.m., struggling to make it through Week 1 of my 5K training program.
Related side note: I’ve been struggling through Week 1 for two and a half weeks now. Embarrassing, I know.
So this morning, when you passed me on the road in your giant, white, no back window Econovan not once, but twice, at snail’s pace, I was about 97% sure you had plans to kidnap me. And to be honest, I do look like a wounded gazelle when I run. Read: easy target.
But then again, it was 5:30 in the morning and I was rocking the bed head and no make-up look hard.
I understand why you decided against it,
Faryle